“We cordially invite you all to join us for TWO NIGHTS of utter punk brilliance! We thank you for your LOYALTY in the face of DESPAIR and delight in bringing these shows to you. Arrive ON TIME to avoid disappointment! With love from everyone at The Alphabet Business Concern x.

PS. DID WE MENTION THAT YOU SHOULDN’T BE LATE?

PPS. REALLY, WE MEAN IT, DO NOT BE LATE!”

So said a Cardiacs spokesperson..

We trust the Consultant will tell you more?

Or you could just tune in via that Cardiacs YouTube channel